That explains everything…

22 06 2008

I just had a great visit with my grandmother. She’s so wonderful. She told me a bunch of stories.  Stories that made me laugh (a lot), and others made a lot of things make sense.

She told me that my mom would sing and pray in her sleep, ever since she was seven. Yeah… For those of you who knew my mother, that really does explain a lot. She was a strong woman of God. Robenson talked about television and watermelon in his sleep. Who knows what that might say about his adulthood, haha.

Rob, you’d be happy to know that when mom was a child she was also a “destroyer” like you (you may be the most like her after all). The only difference is that she was honest. Grandma recounted to me this conversation:

[CRASH!! CRASH!!]
GRAN: “Ke! What are you doing in there!”
MOM: “I’m breaking glasses!”
GRAN: [to herself] “Mezanmi!… She told the truth. Now I can’t whip her…” [to mom] “Ke! Ou pa dwe fe sa!” (you shouldn’t do that!)

Hilarious! I laughed so hard when she told me that story. Wow, what a great visit. It ended with her praying over me, and then telling me to never get fat. Such a sweet lady. Always looking out for me.





Never Letting my Dad Go out on His Own Again!

27 12 2007

I miss EVERYTHING! Things that happen to, through, and around this man are so unpredictable. This makes twice in one week!

On Christmas day, while I was preparing for a Christmas concert, he was out chasing down a voodoo priest who was holding a prominent member of our church hostage (this is actually a very long, complex story so I won’t get into how he ended up there). Basically Dad busts in to the temple with a police officer (who is from our church) and demands they release him. They tried to make him afraid, throwing out threats, but ended up being afraid of him instead. If you’ve met my dad, that isn’t hard to believe. He’s got a boldness on him that demands attention and respect. He got the guy out with a lot of fuss, but without a problem.

This evening he went out without me again because I’ve been sick. After performing a wedding ceremony then staying for the prayer service at church, he steps out the door and heads to the car. As he steps outside the church he hears a woman crying out “He stole my things! Stop him! Thief!” My dad looks around, and sure enough there is a man sprinting in his direction. Without a thought, he punches him and knocks him flat on the ground. After a bit of a struggle, they got ahold of the man and returned the lady’s things. Everyone was surprised to find that the pastor knows how to fight. Just living up to the last name…

I don’t care if my temperature is 112F (last night it felt pretty close), he’s not going out without me again. I don’t care if I have dinner with the President, if my dad is not invited, I’ll have to skip out. Life with this man is rediculous. Rob, G, Rose, Jude, Fegs, Wegs…. u really don’t know what you’ve been missin. I don’t feel like I can leave Haiti for another full semester… just can’t happen. If you’d like to donate to Junior’s Commute to and From Haiti Fund, let me know.





The most important woman in my life…

25 12 2007

The Most Important Woman in My Life

I’d like to take a moment to tell the WHOLE WORLD about a very special young lady in my life. I love her with all of my heart. I’ve known her for quite a while, and now that I’ve lost contact with her in the past couple months (due to my stupid broken web-phone) I think about her all the time.

It all started one day in March of ‘88 when my mother went out for a couple days, and when she came back I noticed that she had “lost weight.” She also held a wrinkly little creature in her arms. When she said that it was “a baby like [I] was,” the word “was” rang in my ear. I had been replaced.

Though I secretly plotted to hide her among some blankets or somewhere in the closet so I could take back my throne (some call it a high seat), she slowly grew on me and we became good friends. It still would be a long time before I’d admit it.

Most people don’t believe me when I say this, but she used to beat me up. I probably asked for it, but all I remember was her wild angry eyes and her tendency to bite her cheeks before unleashing her fists of fury. Someone told me I wasn’t allowed to hit her back (at least while people were looking) and she took advantage of that. There were times she would walk up to me, suckerpunch me in the gut for no reason, look me in the eye, and simply say “expect it” meaning that it could come at anytime. That’s the “sweet” little Judy I knew.

Even though she climbed down that baby-sized throne and became a tyrant, I still loved her. Eventually we began terrorizing others together. It seems that our most childish days are the most recent… “Jousting” people that don’t wanna be jousted is a good example. She’s also the only 19-year-old girl that I know that still gets regular piggyback rides.

I also love how we have a tendency to travel long distances (across states) without directions. ["Where are we going?" "I dunno, north?" "Ok, sounds good to me."] We have similar laid-back personalities. There aren’t many people in the world willing to take that adventure with me. They’re too occupied with “destinations.” For us, its all about the accidental trips into places like “Lynchburg” on streets like “Needmore Road.”

All in all, she turned out to be a nice young lady that I love with all of my liver (the heart is over rated—plus I already used that one and it wasn’t enough). Smart and beautiful, tied (with her beautiful sister) for second in all the world. Second only to my future wife whom I do not yet know. (or do I?) I often ask her to let me beat someone up for her to show her how much I care, but she keeps her quarrels with boys secret because she knows I’d actually lay ‘em out. Even though I haven’t faught since middle-school, I have no problem bringing my Champion’s Belt out of retirement. I had the pleasure once, in a dream. I got to kick a mouthy little Haitian boy in the face. I woke up smiling.

Lots of things make me think of her, but especially Christmas. Sooo many Christmas memories. Like “Merry Thursday.” Or like the time that we “picketted” to be allowed to open our presents early. I believe that was the time that mom had hid them well enough from our paper-pealing fingers (still not as well as the time we were still finding presents in January). They actually made it to Chrismas Eve with ALL of their wrapping intact. Mom just laughed and ridiculed us. Then there was the time that we were forced to join the Children’s Christmas pagent although we had never rehersed. On top of that, we walked in late! Somehow we thought that getting ready slowly would get us out of it. We always underestimated Mom. Then we always sat on Santa’s lap for a picture every year because that was the only way we could get that bag of candy.

Judy, this is two too many Christmases (Christmi? Christmice? Christmasen? What’s the plural of Christmas?) without you. I miss you. At least now I know that we have no choice but to one day be neighbors for life or I might be sad a lot. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And no matter what the TV says, don’t be kissin’ any boys when the ball drops. Unless you really don’t like ‘em. Remember the Champion’s Belt? I’ll make sure to save you some Crèmasse if you promise not to under-age drink it. Not really… We all know that crèmasse is actually a dessert that tingles. Apparently I’m bad at closing letters. Merry Tuesday!

Love You,
Junior.

P.S. The following song is dedicated to you.





TO MY FAMILY: Praise God from Whom all Blessings Flow

28 04 2007

Remember that time when God sustained a family of nine with the income off of one acre of strawberries…? It was a miracle acre at that. Not only the best strawberries the world had tasted, but they literally grew too many strawberries. Look it up, strawberries don’t do what they did for us… especially in permafrost Ohio. We didn’t even tend them after a year! Then, when we no longer needed them… they simply stopped producing. Praise Him!

Remember that time when an overstuffed station wagon hit a deer at full speed? I remember seeing how smashed the front of the car was. I was sitting on someone’s lap, yet somehow didn’t move and didn’t wake. No injuries at all. Praise Him!

Remember that time when Mom, alone, was putting 4 kids through college, feeding 2 at home, paying all of

the bills, and paid off 10 years worth of land payments in 2 years… all on a factory worker’s salary. Let’s not forget that she was secretly giving faithfully to at least half a dozen charities. Yes, indeed, Praise Him!

Weguens, do you remember that time when you were dead for 5 hours? Yeah, I guess you wouldn’t “remember” it, but as you recall the story, after they prayed for you it resulted in the salvation of at least one voodoo priest and all of his followers. What a POWERFUL God! Yes, Praise Him!

Rose, Remember that time that you were passed out, foaming out the mouth after eating poisoned candy given to you by a shady (voodoo) neighbor in Haiti? Mom found you almost dead and called on the only name she knew to help: Jesus. Minutes later, you sat up, and vomited out the candy IN WHOLE PIECES as if you never ate them at all. Then you went about playing as if time had reversed and nothing ever happened. Yes, Praise Him! Just as you did that day as a child, praise Him!

Gethro, remember the time(s) you were in ridiculous car accidents? Like the time you were in a truck bed and it flipped, throwing everyone out… injuring everyone but you? How about when you destroyed your car after getting the accelerator stuck before turning a huge curve and going through a forest? Mom woke up at that exact time… she was praying for you. Praise Him, Praise HIM!

Robenson, remember the time when you were t-boned at an intersection, drivers side!? How fast was he

going again? 55? A split second earlier and you would have been smashed with your car… but thankfully, it was only your car that got crippled. Praise God, from whom all blessings flow!

Remember the hundreds of stories in which Dad “should have” died? Like the time assassins were on a roof, but couldn’t shoot him because they heard a voice say “you can’t kill this man” then a cloud come down to cover him. Dad didn’t know about this until these men were saved and testifying on the radio (where he preaches). Praise GOD!

How about the time a man went to kidnap him and ended up shooting himself, and putting himself in the

hospital… His accomplice ended up accepting Christ! Praise God!

And then there was the time when Dad was walking down the street and a man pulls out a gun aims point blank at the chest and pulls the trigger only to hear clicks as Dad is calling on the name of Jesus. Praise Him!

Then there were the many times when Dad was not where he was “supposed to be” when men were sent after him or us. Like the time one of his friends were killed in his place when the gunman was angry not to find Dad. Or the time fire was set to his room and his office. Dad lost lots of stuff, but his life was spared because God told him to leave on those nights. Praise Him, Praise HIM, PRAISE HIM!

Remember the miracle of coming to the United States to escape persecution and kidnapping (Wegs and Fegs)? We came legally on a plane at a time when people were being sent back on non-seaworthy boats? Political refuges weren’t being accepted in America at the time. But we were.

Remember how we were always poor, but never hungry? I’ve heard stories of people like us, and they usually end up on welfare, loosing their electricity, and having their phone cut off, and unintentionally “fasting” for weeks at a time. Not us. There was always food on the table (with leftovers galore). In fact, we always got mad at mom for giving our food away! The same went for clothing, and yes… Christmas Gifts (remember that huge box!). We never received it, but the neighbor kids sure loved my roller skates. Still… Praise God!

Do you remember how dangerous we were as children, to ourselves and to each other?

Robenson + Feguens + “blowtorch” = no eyebrows.

Feguens + Gethro + arrows = What was I thinking!

Weguens + Crossbow shot straight into the air = RUN! Duck and cover!

Junior + usually Gethro + some sort of sharp object = tie him to a piano, save yourself!

Robenson + Weguens + Broomstick = Broken nose

Junior + Feguens + bright idea to tie bikes together = don’t tell Mom! + Lots of bleeding mixed with peroxide and tears

Feguens + Knife Obsession = Enough Said

Gethro + Rose(cheerleading) + BB gun + strange timing = BB in the arm

Us + broken shingles = crazy

Mom Gone + Weguens in Charge = Revolt

Door Trap + Dad (who was supposed to be Weguens) = Fear of God (and a new look on an old song)

Us + any neighbor kids = “kraze tèt li!” (I swear we were the town bullies)

We are still here…

If anyone has a reason to praise Him, it’s US. If anyone has a reason to seek him, it’s US. I’ve been studying the Books of the Law lately (Genesis through Deuteronomy—though I’ve hardly read anything but Genesis and Exodus). The more I read about the Israelites, the more they remind me of us, our family. We can never fully understand why, but God chose THEM out of many. And because of the faithfulness of a few people (Abraham, Moses, Joshua, David, the prophets), they received every blessing they could imagine, even when they rebelled and literally worshiped statues. There came a time when God stopped delivering them… Not because He was unfaithful, but because they were unfaithful. They didn’t hold up their end of the deal, and frankly, they no longer wanted God. They thought they no longer needed God.

Let’s do the “chosen people thing” right. Let’s be like them in every good way but lose the negative aspects. Like Abraham, let’s say yes and agree to God’s plan even when it is impossible. Let’s even let it rearrange our lives and priorities when it makes no sense. Let’s follow Him, even through the desert, but let’s not grumble. Let’s return to “Egypt” and help deliver our people, for God has delivered us for such a purpose. Let’s be like David and stand up and challenge a man simply because he defies our God. Better yet, let’s be like David and become “people after God’s own heart.” Like Daniel, let’s resolve not to be defiled in a land where immorality is the standard. Most of all let us not forget the God who delivered us time and time again. This alone will keep us in a place of humility and thankfulness before Him. We are truly blessed. Praise God from whom all blessings flow. Yes, I’ll say it again, Praise Him!

Love,

Junior.